Entry One

Moments ago, I was feeling tired and was contemplating going to bed. However, somehow I lifted my weary eyes and ventured downstairs to see my Woodmont cohorts. Upon entering the living room, I heard one of the greatest things I've heard in at least the past 9 days, 7 hours and approximately 25 minutes.

What was it you may ask?
Well, the one and only Luke Schilling made a blog.

So naturally, I had to make one too and tonight I am going to speak on a theory I have been developing with a friend of mine, and fellow blogger Daniel Tomko. So tonight will be the first mention of the future infamous theory the Alexander-Tomko Hypothesis.

The Alexander-Tomko Hypothesis is a commentary focused on the dynamics and male thinking during a party. Party can be defined by any sort of get together featuring alcohol and women. Essentially, the Alexander - Tomko Hypothesis states that men tend to devote their time at a party to women and alcohol which in combination create "fun" therefore F(fun) = f(women) f (alcohol). Now f(women) = f(school/area) + f(women population). Therefore, in order to reach the optimal amount of fun when there is lack of alcohol there better be some fucking hot girls around or else your heading to the bar. The converse of this situation is, well for example Carnegie Mellon. Since f(women) is sub-par at CMU, in order to maintain the right amount of fun there better be some everclear jungle juice within sight.

This is only a scratch on the surface of the Alexander - Tomko Hypothesis, expect more to follow.